Sunday, 11 October 2009
I Deserve an Oscar
For the past 3 ½ years I’ve been working on my screenplay. It’s a Western about a Black deputy marshal teaming up with a White ex-Texas Ranger to find a kidnapped girl. My intention is for this screenplay to become the greatest Western film ever made.
I also intend to ask Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe to play in the starring roles.
So where’s my Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay?