It’s Time to Blow Up New York Mets

For my regular readers who expect a little humor, a rant on Liberalism or Barack Obama, or just stories on events of he day, I need therapy to deal with the New York Mets.

For Mets fans that happen onto this blog, I feel your pain after another Mets uninspiring loss to the Phillies.

This is not a game recap, it’s an ache of the soul of a Mets fan. Our team sucks, our manager sucks, our gm sucks, and most importantly our owner, Fred Wilpon sucks the most.

Crazy Freddy doesn’t seem to think the Mets suck very much. In fact, he said yesterday that gm Omar Minaya is doing a good job.

What?

I once called Jeff Wilon, the owner’s son, the anti-Steinbrenner. But, Fred fits that’s description too.

In a sick way, I wish the Mets would loose ALL the rest of their games. Then maybe Fred Wilpon would realize there’s a problem with his team.

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Jeff Wilpon, Owner of the New York Mets is the Anti-Steinbrenner and a Disgrace to Baseball

Jeff Wilpon is the only Mets executive who didn’t graduate from college. When you’re the son of owner Fred Wilpon, did he really have to?

Fred is up there in years and it’s up to Jeff to run the team. Mets fans have been living with his incompetence ever since.

The Mets lost today to the L.A. Dodgers 1-0 ending one of the worst road trips in Mets history at 2-9. The Mets are 8 games behind the NL East leading Atlanta Braves, and Jeff Wilpon yawns and sips a glass of white wine.

He doesn’t panic about anything and laughs reading the Wall Street Journal.

Meanwhile, Mets fans are suffering. Some ache in silence and others scream loudly and call WFAN to complain.

They wish Jeff Wilpon would sell the Mets to some other wealthy New Yorker like Donald Trump. Mets fans need an owner with a pulse who actually has a brain, and more importantly a lethal desire to win.

They want their own Stienbrenner instead of Daffy Duck.


This is a guy spoofing Jeff Wilpon and its pretty funny.

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Jerry Seinfeld Trashes Lady Gaga and Says She Should Apologize to Mets fans

Like Jerry Seinfeld, I’m a huge Mets fan and I too offense at Lady Gaga giving Mets fans the finger. It was really a low-class move. But, that’s what happens when you’re not sober.

I think she has a dringking problem.

From Gawker:
If you've ever watched Seinfeld, then you know Jerry is a big Mets fan. Tonight, he visited the Mets' booth with Gary Cohen and Keith Hernandez for a few innings. Lady Gaga came up, and Jerry did not hold back.

Once again, Seinfeld addressed head on the Gaga middle finger incident from her surprise appearance last week at Citi Field last week—one he was brought into after Gaga was given his luxury suite for a few innings without his prior consent. After discussing his feelings on her behavior (spoiler: he's still not happy about it), Seinfeld delved into the steps taken to cleanse his booth of her presence.

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Ike Davis Walk Off Home Run

I’m not gay, but if I could I would have Ike Davis’s baby!

He ha has incredible poise for a rookie batting clean up for the New York Mets. He’s just a joy to watch.

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Breaking News: Pitcher Ollie Peerez Put on DL by New York Mets AG Eric Holder Considering an Investigation

Whispers were running rampant at Citi Field today that something fishy was going on with Oliver Perez and the Mets.

I just wanted to watch the game.

Mets won today 6-1 over the Marlins, and Ike Davis, the Mets rookie first basement went 4 for 4 for the first time in his career.

But, the buzz wouldn't stop.

For those of you not familiar with the Mets, Ollie Perez is a starter for the Mets who couldn't throw the ball over the plate. It was an embarrassing thing to watch and he was hurting the team with his lousy pitching.

For wees the Mets have been trying to get him to accept a trip down to the minors to straighten himself out.

But, Oillie refused to go.

Now all of sudden he has an injury and he's put on the disabled list. Mets fans were jumping up for joy, when rumors started circulating that Eric Holder thought something was afoot.

"We don't need that," one fan said.

"Holder should worry about finding terrorists, or suing BP for the oil leak in the Gulf."

Hopefully, nothing happens with this investigation or maybe Holder will just botch it like everything else.

Mets fans hope so.

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